No … you didn’t get in the Hot Tub Time Machine and wake up in a recliner in front of a TV in 1985, where MTV is playing Home Sweet Home by Motley Crue featuring their long last remember Knash Sixx for the 30th time that day.
Even though Knash Sixx is straight out of 80’s hair band glory, it’s what the new baby daddy Bray Wyatt named his son who was born on May 18th. And from the looks of baby Rotunda he looks like he will be ready to sign a WWE contract as soon as he hits 21. He doesn’t even need to get a character name, his birth name is perfect already. And yes, Vince will be like 95 years old then and still in charge.
HHH will be over 70 and still pissed off that he hasn’t been able to move the boxes that have been packed since 2003 into his office. As for the new mother Jojo – hopefully she gets a ring out of Windham because the more kids you pop out for a man without a ring .. the less likely he wants to go down the wedding aisle. And he won’t marry you but the next woman that comes a long less than a year after he met her.