Finn Balor and Veronica Rodriguez’s wedding last week confirms once again that men don’t waste their time if they really want to marry you. It didn’t take Finn 12 years and 2 kids to finally make his mistress turned baby mama his wife.
And Finn also followed the ass backwards pattern than men typically do when they finally get married. Before Veronica, Finn dated WWE host Cathy Kelley for about a year. And it’s obvious he didn’t consider Cathy wife material because she went on to smash another WWE wrestler after their relationship ended. But men always seem to magically find a wife after they have been in a relationship for a year.
And that’s exactly what happened because it took less than 2 years for a engagement ring to appear on Veronica’s finger. We have heard time and time again from men that they know within a short time after meeting a woman .. if she is “the one” or not. Well Veronica was “the one” because she didn’t have to wait until the year 2030 to finally become a wife.
Sorry Thirst Buckets .. no more IG crotch or ass crack tease shots – Finn is a married man now.
But we all know being married doesn’t mean sh*it in the WWE, the wrestlers and commentators are actually single about 350 days out of the year. After the honeymoon Finn will probably go back to sliding the D to his WWE road wife.