What does an insecure aging WAG who is scared of being replaced do when she has too much time on her hands ? Welll she pretends to be her husband on social media. For years Kim Orton has been writing messages to herself that read like a horny and sex obsessed 16 year old. As for Randy .. we know that aging f*ckboy is a corny ass white man from the Midwest that struggle twerks … soo it’s easy to differentiate whenever that New Yawk ring rat is behind the keyboard.
Exhibit A : What in the hell do Randy & Kim have in common besides sex ?
And Kim do us all a favor and never give another interview, you have no substance and you basically told on yourself. It’s obvious you were obsessed with Randy for more than 3 years. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out that you were plotting when to make your move on Randy while he was married to Samantha.
And you tweeted that you met him on June 2nd 2013. Isn’t that the same month he signed his divorce papers ? We see you Kim, you made sure to secure the discount bag before the ink was about to dry on Randy and Sam’s divorce papers.
And you are delusional if you believe Randy stopped scanning the crowd for ring rats after he picked your raggedy ass up in Poughkeepsie. I’m sure he is an expert at covering his tracks at this point because the very wrestlers who smile in your face backstage are no doubt helping Randy cheat by picking girls out of the crowd for him.
And one of those wrestlers also has Randy’s second burner phone, full of random rats numbers that he gives to your devoted and faithful hubby a couple of hours after you dropped him off. But we all know you aren’t going anywhere and will continue to pretend that your life is golden on the gram.
Exhibit B: The latest nasty IG message