During the Covid-19 quarantine, celebrities are either panhandling on apps or trolling for attention. A couple of days ago Randy Orton put himself in the latter category when he released an advertisement on Instagram for the new travel service he just launched called F*ckboy Airways.
The promiscuous wrestler flexed on all of his haters with the hashtag #HATEBUTIDONTBLAMEYOU. He finally upgraded from that infamous bang bus to a plane. The penny-pinching wrestler likely got a great deal on the new ride because he reminded us long ago that he is always looking for a discount.
Soo Randy’s new service will not only make cheating much easier but F*ckboy Airways will fly him to and from those blood money shows in Saudi Arabia. Since you are spending all of this money Randy don’t forget about your wifey Kimmy Kakes. She has been walking around for years wearing that same tired a*s PINK Victoria Secret outfit.
And she has been putting on work on her knees during the quarantine. But Kimmy doesn’t know her worth and is afraid to ask you for the designer clothes she really wants because she doesn’t want you to believe she is a gold digger. Soo goes to Rainbow Randy and buy her a new outfit so she can flex on that plane with you.
Yikes .. Kimmy Kakes is scared to death of being replaced soo she has to stroke his ego 24/7