The GTFOH moment of the week goes to a just released video of Randy Orton. This is what his aging and insecure wife told those closest to her when she went to visit him.
It’s funny because for a while there my wife, Kim, didn’t want to stooge off the fact that she was going to visit Randy Orton, so all the cousins and friends, when she was leaving—I was ‘Sandy Norton.’ — ‘Where are you going, mom?’ Aw, I gotta go see Sandy. Sandy Norton.
Kim did a good job of hiding her inner obsessed fan girl on Table for 3. When she met Randy for the first time – it was obvious she dialed down the creepy stalker act enough to where he wanted a date instead of a restraining order. And Randy … you were still very much a still legally married man when you met Kim on June 2nd, 2013.
I doubt you signed the divorce papers on June 1st and met Kim the next day .. while the ink was still wet. Soo it makes total sense why she told everyone you were Sandy Norton at first. Kim has never made it a secret that Randy was someone she was fixated on for years. Sooo there was no way a old ring rat with 3 kids .. was going to sabotage what was no doubt her only chance at a relationship with a wrestler by acting like a thirst bucket.
And it wouldn’t exactly be a look good if a broke ass rat like Kim started shouting from the rooftops that she was dating Randy Orton, while his marriage was in the final stages as well as after he was newly divorced. As we know by now once her relationship with Randy was established, Kim unleashed that obsessed and insecure fan girl on social media and we have been rolling our eyes ever since.