Yesterday the WTF wrasslin hookup of 2017 was exposed when Bray Wyatt’s wife Samantha Rotunda filed for divorce. It appears that the soon to be ex Mrs. Bray Wyatt has a box of receipts – because she is ready to prove in court that Raw ring announcer Jojo Offerman is smashing her husband.
Wrestleshade has 3 questions.
Are the pickings that slim on Raw that Jojo was reduced to having sex with Bray Wyatt ? Do better girl ..
If you are a woman crisscrossing the country over 200 days a yr with the same men … Bray Wyatt would probably start looking good to you to. But what about Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns ? Wellll … according to the wrasslin rumor mill Roman already hit it.
And we know that some of the women in the WWE over the years have a body count that rivals Batista’s & Seth gives out his D like Halloween candy soo I would not be surprised if Jojo hooked up with him to. And taking it back further remember when Jojo was the only person that Randy Orton followed on Twitter ? those who follow wrasslin fuckery remember the rumors about them because the chances that Jojo kept Randy trapped in the friend zone are slim to none.
Bray & Family
Fat and sweaty ass Bray Wyatt …. really Jojo ? But no one should be surprised
Have any of you ever seen that corny ass goober of a boyfriend that Jojo had on Total Divas Season 1 ? His name was Sebastian soo it’s not so far fetched that she would have an affair with Bray Wyatt (allegedly)
And besides the WWE is the land of WTF hookups and a place where everyone is really single. Who would have thought that Paige & Alberto Del Rio would get together. And no one would have believed that Xavier Woods and Paige hooked up if it wasn’t for that tape leaking. IWC nerds scratching their heads over Jojo hooking up with Bray think they have a chance now umm no. I’m sure Jojo doesn’t want anything to do with a basement dweller.
The one person who has to feel stupid as hell .. is the guy that Jojo has been going out with for awhile
Vader’s son Jesse White
Jojo & Sebastian
Is Jojo hustling backwards because after all… isn’t Bray married with kids ?
If you are going to take a walk on the wild side and decide to start having sex with a married men in the WWE aim high and learn from Mickie James’s example when she was smashing John Cena. Or from anyone who had relations with HHH who got fast tracked.
Mickie managed to make the most out of her relationship with Cena and became the #1 woman in the company. If Jojo is going to continue this pattern of sleeping with members of the married men club aim even higher and go for Vince McMahon.