You know the WWE is seriously stuck in the past – when they dig a 50 year old Bill Goldberg out of the wrestling graveyard and make him the Raw Universal Champion.
The just released WrestleMania 33 poster looks like someone in the WWE half-assed it in 20 minutes with Photoshop. Triple H looks 65 years old, the Randy Orton photo appears to be from the pre Kim years – when he wasn’t aging like an avocado.
The New Day still look like the buffoons that they are and A.J Styles, the man who spent the majority of his career with other organizations that carried not one but two of the IWC’s most hated (Cena & Reigns) to good matches is treated as an afterthought – to where you have to play Where’s A.J? to spot him.
The fresh faces that are headlining Wrestlemania 33: Brock Lesnar- who is 39, Goldberg, 50 and The Undertaker who will be 52 by the time WrestleMania goes down on April 2nd – that amounts to 141 years.
The Undertaker is falling apart at the seams and is eligible for AARP. Goldberg is covered in so much ring rust that you can scrape it off of him. And we know the reason why Brock is still sticking around for E paychecks is due him giving himself the boot from MMA because he got caught up with “substances”
You practically need a magnifying glass to see the SmackDown Live women, while Bayley & Sasha are crystal clear. Despite the IWC short circuiting over the fuckery, they know damn well they will be looking for a free stream on April 2nd.